nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

(Source: okaywork)

lack-lustin:

ohyesmarvel:

How I thought Guardians of the Galaxy will be:

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How it actually was:image

bASICALLY

durinian:

mangocianamarch:

nitocrisss:

i was just trying to remember what this pic reminded me of

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and then it came to me

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the fur is the same colour omg

littlemixbutts:

bodenniss:

littlemixbutts:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominant gender of the land

well that escalated quickly

paige i’m a lesbian why else would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going

(Source: lesbianvenom)

I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell. —(via adhoorikahani)

(Source: iamboundtowin)

A Message to All Boys:

theprincess-bride:

Wearing eyeliner doesn’t make you “girly” or “gay” a lot of girls actually find it attractive. If you wanna put concealer on that pimple go ahead. It doesn’t make you less of a man. Makeup is not intrinsically feminine. Don’t let society’s screwed up gender roles stop you from expressing yourself.

telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

amporca:

trying on clothes is really hard when you hate yourself. liking someone is really hard when you hate yourself. eating is really hard when you hate yourself. life is really hard when you hate yourself

caroldamver:

clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face