nijimei:

cherucat:

straight people are  so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals

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sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

(Source: vinebox)

send me a number

1: i'd fuck u hard over a table

obamas-goth-phase:

I swear one day I’m going to move unexpectedly without telling anyone besides very few people and just live with animals and plants because I hate everyone besides like three people.